Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My balls are so social today.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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