I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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