Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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