I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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