God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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