Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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