Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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