I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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