Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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