garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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