Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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