Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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