I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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