Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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