We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if only i could text you this smell
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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