They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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