I need help removing her.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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