when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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