her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
