is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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