i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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