her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He shit in the fireplace
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
