I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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