oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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