I think I am morally bankrupt
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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