I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Boobs are out for the taking
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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