Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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