ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i already hear my dad disowning me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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