you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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