nut hugger
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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