I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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