Can i not drive my cunt home
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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