I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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