Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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