So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he wants to bone in the snuggie
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Are we still banned from the library?
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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