people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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