I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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