have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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