My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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