It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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