WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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