Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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