awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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