Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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