Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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