Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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