i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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