its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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