He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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