Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at about main and main street
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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