Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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