farters have to be the big spoon...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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