Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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