I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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